Pearl being salty for 3½ Minutes


♪ Greg: but..won’t i get in the way of your training? Pearl: YES. ♪ Amethyst: boop! Pearl: GAHOOOO Pearl: YOU WILL REMOVE THAT THIS INSTANT!! Amethyst: OOOO ♪ Greg: hey Pearl, come to check out some buff studs? Pearl: … no.. ♪ -airhorn sounds- Pearl: ex-CUSE me?? Steven: I–I mean– Pearl: NOTHING ON EARTH CAN USE THESE WARPS BUT US. ♪ Pearl: Amethyst, i just repaired that.. Amethyst: yeah, yeah its finee! Pearl: Ugh. ♪ Pearl: Fine. if neither of you will help I’ll just do it by myself. Pearl: Not like it’ll be much different. ♪ Pearl: Then why haven’t you found my magic axe? Amethyst: I haven’t looked for it yet. Pearl: AMETHYST go and find it RIGHT THIS SECOND. ♪ Pearl: Hello Greg.. nice of you to join us. ♪ Pearl: Steven, we are NOT like the No Home Boys. Pearl: We are LITERALLY standing in your home right now! ♪ Pearl: but wait! THIS warp pad is BROKEN! Pearl: Marked inactive by the very *depressed* cartoon breakfast sticker YOU placed here YOURSELF. ♪ Pearl: …I can sing! Garnet and Amethyst: -laughing quietly- Pearl: What? ♪ -crowd talking- ♪ -guitar playing in background- -loud mic drop sound- ♪ -guitar playing, speakers blaring- ♪ Pearl: And I didn’t fight a thousand-year war for this planet’s independence Pearl: And I didn’t fight a thousand-year war for this planet’s independence
TO TAKE ORDERS Pearl: And I didn’t fight a thousand-year war for this planet’s independence
TO TAKE ORDERS
FROM THE LIKES Pearl: And I didn’t fight a thousand-year war for this planet’s independence
TO TAKE ORDERS
FROM THE LIKES
OF YOU ♪ Pearl: Rose Quartz believed all life was precious and worth PROTECTING. ♪ -Steven singing “Giant Woman” in the background- ♪ Game Voice: YOU’RE HORRIBLE. Pearl: Stop saying that! ♪ Pearl: Ohh, PLEASE. ♪ Pearl: oOO, I got your CLODS RIGHT HERE, YA LITTLE– ♪ Pearl: grrr ♪ Pearl: I AM A Pearl: I AM A
PEARL ♪ Pearl: and you, are not, a Gem. ♪ Pearl: listen, Mr. “Universe.” Rose may find you *charming*, but that’s ONLY because your human. Pearl: You’re a novelty… at best. ♪ Pearl: You’re just a phase, you know that, right? TOTAL SALT COUNT: 6 POUNDS
I LITERALLY BOUGHT 6 POUNDS OF SALT FOR THIS STUPID VIDEO IF YOU LIKED THE VIDEO, LEAVE A THUMBS UP & SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE -Subtitles by Kymberlyn Lorefield

100 thoughts on “Pearl being salty for 3½ Minutes

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  2. To be fair, the ones with peridot are less salt and more Actual Justified Anger

    the rest is straight up pure sodium tho

  3. Dang

    Pearl is Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very Very very very very S A L T Y

  4. me) hey can u pass the salt (friend) ok passes pearl (me) what i said salt (friend) why pearl is salty (me) ok uses it wow it works

  5. Pearls saltiest sayings:
    Excuse me?!
    Uhm.. no thanks.
    Steven we are not like the no home boys.
    But wait! This warp pad is broken!
    I can sing!
    Round and round let the party turn.

  6. Pearl:I’m not salty
    Amythest;you’re salty pearl
    Garnet:I see in the future that pearl is really salty
    Steven:salty what is salty pearl
    Pearl: you’re not old enough
    Me: mirror mirror on the wall who is the saltiest of them all.

    Mirror:it’s it’s pearl

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